1 00:00:15,029 --> 00:00:16,997 You sure you know which ones go where? 2 00:00:17,031 --> 00:00:18,089 I'm sure, Gino. 3 00:00:18,132 --> 00:00:19,497 That's what you told me yesterday. 4 00:00:19,534 --> 00:00:22,196 I ended up driving 12 anchovies to a customer's house. 5 00:00:22,236 --> 00:00:23,863 That's 'cause of your lousy handwriting. 6 00:00:23,905 --> 00:00:25,065 I can't read the address. 7 00:00:25,106 --> 00:00:26,767 You ought to spend more time in school... 8 00:00:26,808 --> 00:00:28,901 instead of cruisin' around with broads in my car. 9 00:00:28,943 --> 00:00:30,968 Then you'd learn how to read. 10 00:00:31,012 --> 00:00:32,502 Now come on, hurry up. 11 00:00:32,547 --> 00:00:34,242 And this time bring the car back. 12 00:00:34,282 --> 00:00:35,909 Gino, you said I could have it tonight. 13 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:37,315 What are you tryin' to do, ruin me? 14 00:00:37,352 --> 00:00:39,115 I ain't in the rent-a-car business. 15 00:00:39,153 --> 00:00:41,314 Let's go. The pizzas are gettin' cold. 16 00:00:41,356 --> 00:00:43,347 And don't squish the boxes. 17 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,951 Be careful how you drive! 18 00:02:02,136 --> 00:02:04,104 I'll take a rocky road. 19 00:02:04,138 --> 00:02:05,935 Pink bubble gum, please. 20 00:02:05,973 --> 00:02:07,201 Pink bubble gum? 21 00:02:07,241 --> 00:02:10,210 Yeah, it's the flavor of the month. 22 00:02:19,153 --> 00:02:20,279 Rocky road. 23 00:02:20,321 --> 00:02:22,016 Oh, thank you. 24 00:02:27,628 --> 00:02:29,255 What do you want? 25 00:02:29,297 --> 00:02:31,162 A rocky road. 26 00:02:35,470 --> 00:02:37,335 She's fine, isn't she? 27 00:02:37,371 --> 00:02:38,895 Yeah, do you know her? 28 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:41,602 Never saw her before in my life. 29 00:02:46,314 --> 00:02:48,839 Hey. You know those three chicks over there? 30 00:02:48,883 --> 00:02:50,077 - Where? - Right there. 31 00:02:50,117 --> 00:02:52,347 You don't mean those three alien creatures... 32 00:02:52,386 --> 00:02:53,683 sittin' over there, do you? 33 00:02:53,721 --> 00:02:56,485 David's just telling me that they're easy lays. 34 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,082 You're imagining easy lays. 35 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:59,820 I'm not imagining. Listen, Gary... 36 00:02:59,861 --> 00:03:02,159 Tommy's brother screws that blonde like he owns her. 37 00:03:02,196 --> 00:03:04,357 Bullshit. Will you look at 'em? They're virgins. 38 00:03:04,398 --> 00:03:07,060 They're not. I can tell by the way they walk. Right, Rick? 39 00:03:07,101 --> 00:03:08,728 That brunette ain't no virgin. 40 00:03:08,769 --> 00:03:10,703 Look at the way she's suckin' on that straw. 41 00:03:10,738 --> 00:03:12,399 I'm wasting my time here. Count me out. 42 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,603 Hey, cool it for a second, Gary. This could be interesting. 43 00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:17,508 David, why don't you walk over there... 44 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:20,571 and invite the three ladies back to our table? 45 00:03:20,615 --> 00:03:22,276 No problem. 46 00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:38,296 Hi, girls. How's it goin' tonight? 47 00:03:40,835 --> 00:03:42,860 Seriously, will you count me out, Rick? 48 00:03:42,904 --> 00:03:44,599 Hey, do you want to get laid or not? 49 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:46,470 I'd rather screw Godzilla than them. 50 00:03:57,018 --> 00:03:58,815 Do you have the key to your grandmother's house? 51 00:03:58,853 --> 00:04:02,152 No, but we can go to my house. My parents went out. 52 00:04:02,189 --> 00:04:03,178 Perfect. 53 00:04:03,224 --> 00:04:05,886 - Hi, ladies. - Hi. 54 00:04:05,927 --> 00:04:07,258 Sit down. 55 00:04:18,639 --> 00:04:20,334 I'm Rick. 56 00:04:20,374 --> 00:04:21,773 This is Gary. 57 00:04:21,809 --> 00:04:24,039 You've met the Big Apple. 58 00:04:24,078 --> 00:04:25,705 I'm Millie. 59 00:04:25,746 --> 00:04:27,043 I'm Roxanne. 60 00:04:27,081 --> 00:04:28,241 Hi, I'm Brenda. 61 00:04:28,282 --> 00:04:31,911 Let's not let the party go on without us, girls. 62 00:04:31,953 --> 00:04:32,942 What party? 63 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:35,751 The best party in town, sweetheart. 64 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,223 Tell 'em about it, Gary. 65 00:04:40,061 --> 00:04:42,689 Yeah, it's gonna be great. 66 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:45,927 There's great music and people, and... 67 00:04:45,967 --> 00:04:47,730 What about drugs? 68 00:04:47,768 --> 00:04:53,206 Well, we have uppers, downers... 69 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,605 a little bit of smoke. 70 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,735 All kinds, right guys? 71 00:04:56,777 --> 00:04:58,938 - What about coke? - Yeah. 72 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,608 - Coke? - Yeah. 73 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,446 Yeah, lots of coke. 74 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:05,042 Of course. 75 00:05:05,086 --> 00:05:08,988 Yeah, we have a whole big... plenty of coke. 76 00:05:11,359 --> 00:05:13,486 Well, what do you say, ladies? 77 00:05:13,527 --> 00:05:14,994 No. I say no. 78 00:05:15,029 --> 00:05:17,224 - Told you they were hot to trot. - Shut up. 79 00:05:17,264 --> 00:05:19,061 OK. 80 00:05:20,935 --> 00:05:22,459 OK, what's the verdict, girls? 81 00:05:23,771 --> 00:05:27,002 Well, as long as you keep your hands to yourselves... 82 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,975 and get us home by 12:00. 83 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:30,375 A quarter till 12:00. 84 00:05:30,411 --> 00:05:32,379 You know I have to be home at a quarter till 12:00. 85 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,040 You guys fight later. 86 00:05:34,081 --> 00:05:36,242 We have a party to go to, right? 87 00:05:36,283 --> 00:05:37,875 Yeah! 88 00:06:01,075 --> 00:06:03,066 Step right in, ladies. 89 00:06:04,178 --> 00:06:05,805 Relax, the place is ours. 90 00:06:05,846 --> 00:06:08,212 Gary's parents are out of town. 91 00:06:08,249 --> 00:06:10,410 Everybody make yourselves at home. 92 00:06:16,123 --> 00:06:18,023 Where is everybody? 93 00:06:18,059 --> 00:06:20,550 - They should be here any minute. - Yeah, they're on their way. 94 00:06:20,594 --> 00:06:21,891 I don't like this. 95 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,798 Would you like to dance? 96 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:30,167 OK. 97 00:06:35,076 --> 00:06:37,203 How about you? Would you like to dance? 98 00:06:37,244 --> 00:06:39,405 Oh, yeah, sure. 99 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:50,354 Gary. 100 00:07:08,309 --> 00:07:09,936 You know, you're a great dancer. 101 00:07:09,977 --> 00:07:11,035 Yeah, I know. 102 00:07:12,513 --> 00:07:15,710 - Would you like to dance? - I really don't care. 103 00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:20,184 Well, you don't care yes... 104 00:07:20,221 --> 00:07:21,813 or you don't care no? 105 00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:23,847 It doesn't make any difference. 106 00:07:28,696 --> 00:07:31,688 So, what do you say we dance? 107 00:07:33,134 --> 00:07:34,863 I don't care. 108 00:07:41,442 --> 00:07:44,240 What do you think about this song? 109 00:07:44,278 --> 00:07:47,611 I really don't care. 110 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:49,616 What do you care about? 111 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:52,346 Listen, don't start that small talk with me. 112 00:07:52,386 --> 00:07:54,320 It's not gonna help you anyway. 113 00:07:54,355 --> 00:07:56,414 You're not gonna get anything from me. 114 00:07:56,457 --> 00:08:00,120 - Listen, I didn't... - I really don't care. 115 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,925 Please don't, Rick. 116 00:08:04,965 --> 00:08:06,455 Please. 117 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,660 Stop. 118 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,360 Please stop. 119 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:22,938 Rick. 120 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,648 - I think maybe we should go. - No. 121 00:08:28,689 --> 00:08:30,680 We don't even know where we are. 122 00:08:35,462 --> 00:08:37,157 So... 123 00:08:37,198 --> 00:08:38,688 What about the drugs? 124 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:43,133 What about the drugs? 125 00:08:44,572 --> 00:08:46,233 What about the drugs? 126 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:50,067 They're in the kitchen. 127 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:51,907 They're in the kitchen. 128 00:08:51,946 --> 00:08:53,174 They're in the kitchen. 129 00:08:53,214 --> 00:08:55,648 - They're in the kitchen. - Yeah. 130 00:08:55,683 --> 00:08:58,447 So you girls sit tight, and we'll be right back. 131 00:08:58,485 --> 00:09:01,147 You better think of something quick. 132 00:09:01,188 --> 00:09:03,816 Why the hell did you have to promise 'em drugs? 133 00:09:03,858 --> 00:09:05,189 Because that's what they wanted. 134 00:09:05,226 --> 00:09:07,091 You shouldn't have promised them anything. 135 00:09:07,127 --> 00:09:08,651 If I didn't promise them something... 136 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:09,890 they would've never come, right? 137 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,397 What are we supposed to do now? 138 00:09:11,432 --> 00:09:14,060 Wait a second. You got any Sweet'N Low? 139 00:09:18,339 --> 00:09:21,502 Here we are, girls. The best stuff in town. 140 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:23,169 Yeah, fresh from Peru. 141 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:25,474 And crispy chips. 142 00:09:25,512 --> 00:09:28,174 One hit, and you'll be flyin'. 143 00:09:41,762 --> 00:09:44,595 Really good stuff! 144 00:09:44,632 --> 00:09:46,224 Great. 145 00:09:56,844 --> 00:09:58,209 I love it. 146 00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:31,034 This is the best Colombian I've ever had. 147 00:10:31,078 --> 00:10:33,842 - Want another line? - You mean, like, now? 148 00:10:33,881 --> 00:10:34,848 Yeah. 149 00:10:34,882 --> 00:10:37,646 - No, no. - No, thanks a lot. 150 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:38,743 Good stuff, huh? 151 00:10:38,786 --> 00:10:39,912 Yeah. 152 00:10:58,973 --> 00:11:02,101 Hey, Brenda. Can I talk to you inside for a second? 153 00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:04,508 Oh, yeah, sure. 154 00:11:08,415 --> 00:11:10,474 Gee, it's sort of dark in here. 155 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:13,213 Yeah, I guess the bulb kinda burnt itself out. 156 00:11:13,253 --> 00:11:15,244 Sit down. 157 00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:20,124 So, what did you want to talk to me about? 158 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,354 You know. 159 00:11:21,395 --> 00:11:22,794 I know what? 160 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,457 You know. 161 00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:26,193 You sorta like me, huh? 162 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,393 Yeah. 163 00:11:30,304 --> 00:11:32,534 You got white stuff all over your nose. 164 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:34,803 - So do you. - I do. 165 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:38,601 This coke is kinda sweet. 166 00:11:38,645 --> 00:11:40,704 It's really good stuff. 167 00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:42,545 Yeah, the best. 168 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,710 David, what are you doing?! 169 00:11:47,287 --> 00:11:49,448 Excuse me. 170 00:12:02,369 --> 00:12:04,360 Let's take our business elsewhere. 171 00:12:04,405 --> 00:12:05,702 OK. 172 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,808 Now, you two have fun. 173 00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:32,058 Do you want a chip? 174 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,430 Thank you. 175 00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:54,784 David, please don't. 176 00:12:54,822 --> 00:12:57,154 Look, I don't wanna take my blouse off. 177 00:12:57,191 --> 00:12:58,783 I just met you tonight. 178 00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:00,726 But what about Roxanne and Millie? 179 00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:02,058 What about them? 180 00:13:02,096 --> 00:13:04,257 They don't seem to be having any problems. 181 00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:17,968 But I'm not on the pill. 182 00:13:18,011 --> 00:13:19,342 Me, neither. 183 00:13:38,132 --> 00:13:39,827 The patio? 184 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:43,860 Yeah, go out on the patio and count to 100... 185 00:13:43,904 --> 00:13:47,601 and when you're finished, I'll be already undressed. 186 00:13:48,876 --> 00:13:50,605 Undressed? 187 00:13:50,644 --> 00:13:52,805 In bed. 188 00:13:52,846 --> 00:13:54,404 You sure? 189 00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:56,507 I'm sure. 190 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,745 I'll be on the patio. 191 00:13:58,785 --> 00:14:00,116 OK. 192 00:14:02,789 --> 00:14:04,586 I'll be countin'. 193 00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:09,761 One, two, three... 194 00:14:09,796 --> 00:14:12,196 four, five, six... 195 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:14,826 seven, eight, nine... 196 00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:17,302 ten, eleven, twelve... 197 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:19,703 thirteen, fourteen... 198 00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:39,256 - Would you like a chip? - What? 199 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,352 A chip... would you like one? 200 00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:43,056 No, thanks. 201 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,426 It really was. You were wonderful. 202 00:15:19,466 --> 00:15:21,525 Gary, are you home? 203 00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:24,093 What the hell is going on here? 204 00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:27,766 Hal, I think your son should explain what's going on here. 205 00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:30,038 Gary, what the hell is going on here? 206 00:15:30,077 --> 00:15:31,271 Millie? 207 00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,310 I'd like you to meet my parents. 208 00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,682 Pop... 209 00:15:38,719 --> 00:15:40,016 Millie. 210 00:15:40,053 --> 00:15:41,315 Hi. 211 00:15:41,355 --> 00:15:42,379 Hi. 212 00:15:44,124 --> 00:15:47,787 Oh, my God! I'm having a heart attack! 213 00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:52,388 Hal! Just don't stand there! 214 00:15:52,432 --> 00:15:54,593 I want these tramps out of here! 215 00:15:54,635 --> 00:15:55,761 Gary, get them out of here. 216 00:15:55,802 --> 00:15:58,202 Millie, can I borrow your breath spray? 217 00:15:58,238 --> 00:16:00,138 I'm dying! 218 00:16:01,608 --> 00:16:02,973 I'm dying. 219 00:16:07,814 --> 00:16:09,281 Hurry up! 220 00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:13,116 All right. Where to now? 221 00:16:13,153 --> 00:16:14,780 I think we should just call it a night. 222 00:16:14,821 --> 00:16:16,652 No, come on, let's go to the beach! 223 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,749 Wait a minute. Where's David? 224 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,760 This is terrible. 225 00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,762 I want you to lay down. 226 00:16:22,796 --> 00:16:25,697 - Lay down and rest. - All right. I will. 227 00:16:25,732 --> 00:16:29,259 Please just do me a favor. Just please go... 228 00:16:29,303 --> 00:16:33,672 and get me two aspirin and some water, please. 229 00:16:33,707 --> 00:16:35,607 And then close the door. 230 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:39,178 Oh, what a mess. 231 00:16:39,212 --> 00:16:41,976 96, 97, 98... 232 00:16:42,015 --> 00:16:44,540 99, 100. 233 00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:07,640 Not now, Hal. 234 00:17:07,674 --> 00:17:09,335 Hal? 235 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,435 Mrs. Spencer, what are you doing here? 236 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,571 What am I doing here? What are you doing here?! 237 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,478 Oh, Hal! 238 00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:18,609 I brought you a couple of... 239 00:17:18,652 --> 00:17:20,051 Mr. Spencer! 240 00:17:20,087 --> 00:17:21,554 What the hell is going on here?! 241 00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:24,352 You don't understand. She told me to go outside, and... 242 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,484 I did not! He tried to rape me! 243 00:17:26,526 --> 00:17:27,788 - Rape?! - No! No! 244 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:30,058 Get out of my house! Get out of my house! 245 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:37,629 You pervert! Get out of my house! 246 00:17:37,671 --> 00:17:39,036 Shame on you! 247 00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:41,165 Here he comes! 248 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,334 David! 249 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:43,843 Come on, David! 250 00:17:43,877 --> 00:17:46,004 You're in your fucking underwear! 251 00:17:48,281 --> 00:17:50,579 - Hey, guys, you know something? - What? 252 00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:52,107 Your parents are home. 253 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:51,934 Victor! 254 00:18:51,978 --> 00:18:53,809 What are you doin', Victor? 255 00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:58,147 Looks like we've got ourselves a peeping tom, guys! 256 00:18:58,185 --> 00:19:00,210 I wasn't peeping. 257 00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:01,880 I was just... 258 00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:03,412 I was just looking at the board. 259 00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:06,017 Sure. 260 00:19:06,059 --> 00:19:08,289 Victor's got himself a hard-on. 261 00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:12,496 What are you hiding, Victor? 262 00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:13,760 It's none of your business. 263 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,358 Buzz off, blimp. 264 00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:18,166 OK, OK, come on, guys. Let's lay off him. 265 00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:20,833 I mean, it's too small to see, anyway, right? 266 00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:24,867 Oh, yeah? I just bet you guys wish you had what I have. 267 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,145 Bullshit, Victor. 268 00:19:29,182 --> 00:19:31,844 Put your money where your mouth is. 269 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:33,182 Money? Now he's talkin'. 270 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,984 All right, listen up, guys. Everybody put in a buck... 271 00:19:36,022 --> 00:19:38,217 and the man who's got the biggest tool... 272 00:19:38,258 --> 00:19:40,590 he's the one who wins the pool. 273 00:19:53,139 --> 00:19:54,663 3 and 1/2. 274 00:19:58,178 --> 00:20:00,203 Rick is here! 275 00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,345 Holy shit. 276 00:20:08,388 --> 00:20:09,446 It's alive! 277 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,285 Jesus Christ. 278 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,226 That's nine inches. 279 00:20:16,263 --> 00:20:18,322 Nine? Who are you trying to cheat? 280 00:20:18,365 --> 00:20:20,299 It's 9 and 1/2. Measure it again. 281 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,198 We're not including your balls, Victor. 282 00:20:22,235 --> 00:20:25,864 Neither am I. Look, it's mine. I should know what it is. 283 00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:27,897 OK, you want to give him the extra 1/2 inch? 284 00:20:27,941 --> 00:20:29,875 9 and 1/2 for Victor! 285 00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:41,787 One, two, three, four. 286 00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:43,550 Thank you. 287 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,459 - Hey, Gary. - Hi. 288 00:20:52,232 --> 00:20:53,859 Don't strain your eyeballs. 289 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,800 Hey, you know who she is? 290 00:20:55,835 --> 00:20:57,097 Which one? 291 00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:58,798 The one with the purple streak in her hair? 292 00:20:58,838 --> 00:21:00,533 No, the other one, turkey. 293 00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:03,236 - I think her name is Karen. - Karen what? 294 00:21:03,276 --> 00:21:06,404 I don't know. She just moved here about a week ago. 295 00:21:06,446 --> 00:21:08,573 Can you find out where she lives? 296 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,242 Sure, no sweat. 297 00:21:10,283 --> 00:21:13,446 For a small fee, I think I can find out. 298 00:22:28,728 --> 00:22:30,855 - Good morning. - Oh, morning. 299 00:22:30,897 --> 00:22:32,694 Is something wrong? 300 00:22:32,732 --> 00:22:34,256 I'm not sure. 301 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,097 Well, let me have a look. 302 00:22:41,408 --> 00:22:43,273 Looks like you have a flat. 303 00:22:43,309 --> 00:22:44,776 Can it be fixed? 304 00:22:44,811 --> 00:22:46,039 I don't know. 305 00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:48,604 You must have run over some small glass or something. 306 00:22:48,648 --> 00:22:51,310 - Do you have a pump? - No. 307 00:22:51,351 --> 00:22:53,512 Oh, darn, I'm gonna be late for school. 308 00:22:53,553 --> 00:22:56,386 - Can I give you a lift? - Which way are you going? 309 00:22:56,423 --> 00:22:58,550 - To Roosevelt High. - So am I! 310 00:22:58,591 --> 00:23:01,219 - So be my guest. - OK. 311 00:23:05,765 --> 00:23:07,824 Can I offer you some pizza? 312 00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:09,300 No, thank you. 313 00:23:09,335 --> 00:23:11,064 How about a big meatball sandwich? 314 00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:13,732 No, thanks. I just had breakfast. 315 00:23:13,773 --> 00:23:15,502 What's your name? 316 00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:16,839 Karen. 317 00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:18,707 - Sharon? - Karen. 318 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,576 Marion? 319 00:23:20,613 --> 00:23:21,978 Karen... with a ''K. '' 320 00:23:22,015 --> 00:23:24,540 Oh, ''Karen. '' Why didn't you say so? 321 00:23:24,584 --> 00:23:25,642 I just did. 322 00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,288 Thanks for the ride. 323 00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,390 Bye. 324 00:23:41,301 --> 00:23:43,292 Karen! Hold on a second. 325 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,907 I wanted to ask what you were doing tonight. 326 00:23:49,943 --> 00:23:51,535 I'm afraid I'm busy. 327 00:23:51,578 --> 00:23:53,808 Oh. That's too bad. 328 00:23:53,847 --> 00:23:57,010 Because I know about this really happening party tonight. 329 00:23:57,050 --> 00:24:00,281 Sorry. There's always a next time. 330 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,753 Thanks again, Gary. 331 00:24:03,256 --> 00:24:04,382 Karen! 332 00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:08,019 Let me ask you something straight out. 333 00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:10,120 Go ahead. 334 00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:15,590 Do you have a boyfriend? 335 00:24:15,635 --> 00:24:16,897 No. 336 00:24:16,936 --> 00:24:18,062 Well... 337 00:24:18,104 --> 00:24:20,095 Thanks again, Gary. 338 00:24:22,509 --> 00:24:23,737 Come on, move! 339 00:24:23,777 --> 00:24:25,972 That's it, get that lead out of your ass. 340 00:24:26,012 --> 00:24:27,240 One, two, three! 341 00:24:32,919 --> 00:24:34,409 Hey, shake it. 342 00:24:54,674 --> 00:24:56,141 Hey, Big Apple, what's going on? 343 00:24:56,176 --> 00:24:58,974 - Gary, where have you been? - My parents. Don't ask. 344 00:24:59,012 --> 00:25:01,207 Don't worry about it. You came at the perfect time. 345 00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:03,078 The place is really jumping. 346 00:25:03,116 --> 00:25:04,549 Hey, give me a cigarette. 347 00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:07,485 - Come on, I only have nine left. - Put it on my bill. 348 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,715 Jesus Christ. You know, you guys. 349 00:25:09,756 --> 00:25:11,690 Hey, Gary, guess who's here? 350 00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:13,885 - Who? - Karen. 351 00:25:13,927 --> 00:25:15,918 She's right over there dancing with Rick. 352 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:23,499 It doesn't take old lover boy very long, does it? 353 00:25:23,536 --> 00:25:25,470 He's on her like flies to shit. 354 00:25:35,849 --> 00:25:38,818 Come on, you might as well just forget about her. 355 00:25:38,852 --> 00:25:41,719 Maybe he'll give you sloppy seconds. 356 00:25:53,299 --> 00:25:54,926 My pleasure, madam. 357 00:25:54,968 --> 00:25:56,595 Oh, mine, too. 358 00:25:56,636 --> 00:26:00,197 I want you to meet my two very best friends. 359 00:26:00,306 --> 00:26:02,706 Gary, David, how you guys doing? 360 00:26:02,742 --> 00:26:06,007 Listen, I want you to meet the love of my life. 361 00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,738 Gary, this is... 362 00:26:08,781 --> 00:26:10,715 - Hi, Karen. - Hi, Gary. 363 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:13,218 So you two have met before? 364 00:26:13,253 --> 00:26:16,051 Yeah, I guess you can say that. 365 00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:18,057 Karen, hi, there you are. 366 00:26:18,091 --> 00:26:19,888 I've been looking for you all night. 367 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,393 Oh, hi, Rose. 368 00:26:21,427 --> 00:26:23,258 Rose, this is Rick. 369 00:26:24,597 --> 00:26:27,896 And this is Gary. 370 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:29,424 Hi, Gary. 371 00:26:29,469 --> 00:26:31,801 Oh. Hi, Rose. 372 00:26:31,838 --> 00:26:33,897 All right, let's cut this shit... 373 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,602 and now let's all get serious. 374 00:26:38,478 --> 00:26:40,105 May I have this dance, princess? 375 00:26:40,146 --> 00:26:41,272 Sure. 376 00:27:11,077 --> 00:27:13,204 Would you like to dance, Gary? 377 00:27:13,246 --> 00:27:14,713 Let's dance. 378 00:27:14,747 --> 00:27:16,044 Rose, I don't know... 379 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,743 Come on, dance with me. 380 00:27:24,490 --> 00:27:26,458 You and Rose are pretty tight, huh? 381 00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:28,892 I guess. Why? 382 00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:32,386 It looks like she's a little bit more than hot for Gary. 383 00:27:32,432 --> 00:27:34,992 I think it would be great if they hit it off. 384 00:27:35,034 --> 00:27:36,592 Have we done that? 385 00:27:36,636 --> 00:27:38,831 Done what? 386 00:27:38,871 --> 00:27:40,930 Hit it off. 387 00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:55,749 I really love this song. 388 00:27:55,788 --> 00:27:59,884 This song just drives me crazy. 389 00:27:59,926 --> 00:28:02,622 Yeah, it's great. 390 00:28:02,662 --> 00:28:04,630 Will you excuse me for one minute? 391 00:28:04,664 --> 00:28:05,722 Sure. 392 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:16,402 Excuse me. I'll be back in a minute. 393 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,204 May I? 394 00:28:19,245 --> 00:28:20,610 Cool. 395 00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:22,580 Looking real foxy tonight. 396 00:28:35,628 --> 00:28:39,325 What's the matter with you? Are you drunk? 397 00:28:39,365 --> 00:28:42,528 Not yet. I'm just getting started. 398 00:28:42,568 --> 00:28:44,900 Well, seems like you're off to a pretty good start. 399 00:28:44,937 --> 00:28:46,404 The night's still young. 400 00:28:46,439 --> 00:28:49,203 I'm just getting ready for the good part. 401 00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:51,904 Hey, do you want some? 402 00:28:51,944 --> 00:28:53,935 Oh, no thanks. I'll pass. 403 00:28:56,282 --> 00:28:59,774 How's about a big meatball sandwich, huh? 404 00:29:02,722 --> 00:29:05,850 You and Rick are pretty good friends, aren't you? 405 00:29:05,892 --> 00:29:10,192 Yeah. We're partners, you know? Tight. 406 00:29:10,229 --> 00:29:13,687 You sure like him, don't you? 407 00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:15,462 Why do you ask? 408 00:29:15,501 --> 00:29:18,902 I don't know. I just felt like asking. 409 00:29:18,938 --> 00:29:23,204 Hey, there you are, my beautiful baby. 410 00:29:23,242 --> 00:29:25,574 I was looking all over for you. 411 00:29:25,611 --> 00:29:28,205 Well, I was just talking to Gary. 412 00:29:28,247 --> 00:29:32,377 Gary. I think you better lighten up on that stuff, man. 413 00:29:32,418 --> 00:29:34,249 It'll turn your brain to shit. 414 00:30:06,252 --> 00:30:08,550 Hey, man, take it easy! 415 00:30:08,588 --> 00:30:11,022 Watch it, jerk! 416 00:30:11,057 --> 00:30:12,217 Gary. 417 00:30:12,258 --> 00:30:14,123 Hey, you're fucking wrecked, man. 418 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,821 Get it together. 419 00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:18,092 David, will you take care of him, please? 420 00:30:18,131 --> 00:30:19,325 We got a freak-out on our hands. 421 00:30:19,365 --> 00:30:22,300 Come on, Gary, it's me... David. 422 00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:26,803 What's the matter with you, man? 423 00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:28,602 Hi, David. 424 00:30:28,641 --> 00:30:30,768 You're ruining it for everybody. 425 00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:33,176 Come on, let's take him out by the pool. 426 00:30:33,212 --> 00:30:35,510 No, I don't want to go. 427 00:30:35,548 --> 00:30:38,016 No, I don't want to go. 428 00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:49,655 Listen, I want you to go home, get a good night's sleep... 429 00:30:49,695 --> 00:30:51,856 and in the morning you'll feel 100%% % better. 430 00:30:51,898 --> 00:30:53,297 Thanks, pal. 431 00:30:53,332 --> 00:30:55,960 Look, you go on. Go on. I'll be all right. 432 00:30:56,002 --> 00:30:59,062 Are you sure you don't want me to drive you home? 433 00:30:59,105 --> 00:31:02,905 You're gonna get my seats wet, and my boss is gonna kill me. 434 00:31:02,942 --> 00:31:05,240 Get in the car, come on. 435 00:31:05,278 --> 00:31:07,371 - David? - What? 436 00:31:07,413 --> 00:31:09,381 Are you going back to the party? 437 00:31:09,415 --> 00:31:11,747 Of course, what do you think? 438 00:31:11,784 --> 00:31:14,252 Give her my best, will you? 439 00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:15,584 To who? 440 00:31:15,621 --> 00:31:17,748 To her... Karen. 441 00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:20,918 Oh, Karen, of course. Yeah. Come on, get in. 442 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,260 David, make sure to tell her I love her madly. 443 00:31:25,298 --> 00:31:29,325 OK, I'll tell her your love for her is highly spiritual. 444 00:31:29,368 --> 00:31:31,302 OK? Now come on. 445 00:31:31,337 --> 00:31:32,804 Thanks. 446 00:31:32,838 --> 00:31:34,066 No problem. 447 00:31:34,106 --> 00:31:35,573 Don't forget. 448 00:31:35,608 --> 00:31:36,597 I won't. 449 00:31:36,642 --> 00:31:37,973 Just be careful, all right? 450 00:31:43,783 --> 00:31:45,478 Gary? 451 00:31:45,518 --> 00:31:46,917 Yeah? 452 00:31:46,953 --> 00:31:48,147 Why don't you come in... 453 00:31:48,187 --> 00:31:50,212 and introduce yourself to our guests? 454 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:51,348 OK. 455 00:31:51,390 --> 00:31:53,585 You'll never get over how much he's grown... 456 00:31:53,626 --> 00:31:56,026 since the last time you've seen him. 457 00:31:56,062 --> 00:31:57,222 Hi, everybody! 458 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,390 Gary! 459 00:31:59,432 --> 00:32:05,462 Oh, my goodness, Martha, how this young man has grown! 460 00:32:05,504 --> 00:32:08,496 Are you in high school already, Gary? 461 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:17,079 Gary, Mrs. Roswell is asking you a question. 462 00:32:18,484 --> 00:32:21,885 Oh, I am so sorry. 463 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:24,219 He hasn't been feeling well lately. 464 00:32:24,257 --> 00:32:28,853 What this young man needs is a long, cold shower. 465 00:32:28,894 --> 00:32:30,259 Oh, yeah? 466 00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:32,696 Only if you join me, baby. 467 00:32:32,732 --> 00:32:35,633 'Cause I know what you need. 468 00:32:36,869 --> 00:32:38,268 Good night, Gary. 469 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:41,205 Gary, I want you to take this tray back into the kitchen... 470 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,105 and then go to your room! 471 00:32:43,142 --> 00:32:44,769 Good night, Gary. 472 00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:47,244 Good night, everybody! 473 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,305 Good night, Gary! 474 00:32:56,222 --> 00:32:59,214 Good night, Mrs. Roswell. 475 00:32:59,258 --> 00:33:01,590 Good night, Gary. 476 00:33:01,627 --> 00:33:05,063 Good night, My Mrs. Roswell 477 00:33:05,097 --> 00:33:08,396 Good night, my love 478 00:33:08,434 --> 00:33:12,632 Sleep tight, my Mrs. Roswell 479 00:33:12,672 --> 00:33:15,300 Sleep tight, my love 480 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:16,933 Good night 481 00:33:18,177 --> 00:33:19,906 No, please, nobody get up. 482 00:33:19,945 --> 00:33:21,674 We'll clean it up in the morning. 483 00:33:21,881 --> 00:33:25,248 An isosceles is a triangle which has two equal sides. 484 00:33:25,284 --> 00:33:28,185 A scalene is a triangle with no equal sides... 485 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,847 like so. 486 00:33:29,889 --> 00:33:33,450 We have A, B, C. 487 00:33:33,492 --> 00:33:38,156 Now, let's review yesterday's problem on page 74. 488 00:33:38,197 --> 00:33:40,757 What did we say about the relationship... 489 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:45,328 between two squares bisected by lines... 490 00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:48,101 both horizontal and vertical? 491 00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:49,835 Gary? 492 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:52,366 Gary! 493 00:33:54,647 --> 00:33:56,114 Yes? 494 00:33:56,148 --> 00:33:58,776 Gary, please stand up and illustrate the theory. 495 00:34:04,757 --> 00:34:06,019 Well... 496 00:34:06,058 --> 00:34:07,548 Gary, please answer. 497 00:34:07,593 --> 00:34:09,390 See, it's really very simple. 498 00:34:09,428 --> 00:34:10,656 You... 499 00:34:10,696 --> 00:34:12,721 Take the side that's longest. 500 00:34:12,765 --> 00:34:14,733 You take the side that's longest. 501 00:34:14,767 --> 00:34:17,463 - And then... - And what? 502 00:34:17,503 --> 00:34:19,266 And then you... 503 00:34:21,974 --> 00:34:24,340 And then BC. 504 00:34:24,377 --> 00:34:25,742 And then BC... 505 00:34:25,778 --> 00:34:27,712 you know, the lines cross. 506 00:34:27,747 --> 00:34:29,408 And then? 507 00:34:29,448 --> 00:34:32,349 And then you... sorry. 508 00:34:32,385 --> 00:34:35,980 - And then? - And then... 509 00:34:36,021 --> 00:34:38,251 and then... 510 00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:39,757 and then... 511 00:34:41,827 --> 00:34:44,159 And then you shove it up your ass. 512 00:35:14,727 --> 00:35:17,787 Un momentita... I'm coming. 513 00:35:19,765 --> 00:35:21,096 Pizza delivery. 514 00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:22,930 Ah, my pizza. 515 00:35:22,968 --> 00:35:24,833 Come on in, chico. 516 00:35:30,576 --> 00:35:35,775 Carmela is pleased to see such a beautiful delivery. 517 00:35:37,316 --> 00:35:40,581 Where should I put these? 518 00:35:40,619 --> 00:35:43,383 Why don't you put the pizza in the kitchen. 519 00:35:43,422 --> 00:35:44,719 Over there? 520 00:35:44,757 --> 00:35:47,658 And put the bottles in the fridge. 521 00:35:47,693 --> 00:35:48,682 OK. 522 00:35:50,029 --> 00:35:52,623 How much do you charge, my little pizza boy? 523 00:35:52,665 --> 00:35:54,963 It's $7.50 for the pizza... 524 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,458 and $1.50 for the drinks. 525 00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:00,233 It's nine bucks. 526 00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:04,207 Jesus, lady, I'm s... 527 00:36:04,243 --> 00:36:06,609 I'm sorry. It slipped. 528 00:36:07,947 --> 00:36:09,471 Here, let me clean it up. 529 00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:12,006 Don't worry, it's nothing. 530 00:36:12,051 --> 00:36:14,815 Could've happened to anyone. 531 00:36:20,626 --> 00:36:24,153 Taste it. It's good? 532 00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:30,763 It's papaya. Don't you like it? 533 00:36:30,803 --> 00:36:32,236 I do. 534 00:36:32,271 --> 00:36:36,105 It's very good, ma'am. 535 00:36:36,141 --> 00:36:38,837 You can call me Carmela. 536 00:36:40,279 --> 00:36:43,737 Don't worry, Carmela does not bite... 537 00:36:43,782 --> 00:36:46,444 nice, young muchachos. 538 00:36:46,485 --> 00:36:50,717 That's my boss. I gotta go. I have to go call him. 539 00:36:50,756 --> 00:36:53,725 You must come back when you have more time. 540 00:36:53,759 --> 00:36:55,351 Hey, the money! 541 00:36:55,394 --> 00:36:57,954 Hey, that's OK. So long! 542 00:36:57,997 --> 00:37:00,727 Come back whenever you like! 543 00:37:41,941 --> 00:37:45,468 Oh, it's my little muchacho. 544 00:37:45,511 --> 00:37:47,240 Back so soon. 545 00:37:47,279 --> 00:37:50,248 Hi. Me and my friends... 546 00:37:50,282 --> 00:37:52,079 we just happened to be in the neighborhood. 547 00:37:52,117 --> 00:37:54,278 And I thought we'd bring you some extra pizzas. 548 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,881 Oh, you're friends of my muchacho? 549 00:37:57,923 --> 00:38:00,118 Good, good, we have a pizza party. 550 00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:01,421 Come in. 551 00:38:07,099 --> 00:38:09,033 Yeah, go. 552 00:38:23,949 --> 00:38:26,645 Don't be shy, muchachos. 553 00:38:26,685 --> 00:38:28,744 Please sit down. 554 00:38:32,124 --> 00:38:35,651 Now I will get you a little drinkito. 555 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:43,432 Sit down. 556 00:38:43,469 --> 00:38:46,097 You weren't bullshitting. She is totally hot! 557 00:38:46,138 --> 00:38:47,765 Yeah, tell me about it. 558 00:38:47,806 --> 00:38:49,774 You sure this isn't going to cost us? 559 00:38:49,808 --> 00:38:53,767 I'm positive. She does it 'cause she loves it. 560 00:38:56,148 --> 00:38:58,616 If I had known you were coming... 561 00:38:58,651 --> 00:39:02,519 I would have had everything just right. 562 00:39:02,554 --> 00:39:06,388 Lucky for us my darling sailor boy Paco... 563 00:39:06,425 --> 00:39:08,723 left me this bottle of tequila. 564 00:39:20,572 --> 00:39:21,800 Amor. 565 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,034 Amor? 566 00:39:23,075 --> 00:39:24,906 To love. 567 00:39:36,388 --> 00:39:38,754 Let's have some music. 568 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:49,533 Go ahead, she's waiting for you. 569 00:39:49,568 --> 00:39:51,866 You go. You're her little muchacho. 570 00:39:51,904 --> 00:39:54,372 Cut the shit. You saw the way she was looking at you. 571 00:39:54,406 --> 00:39:55,668 Now, go! 572 00:41:17,089 --> 00:41:19,057 Come... 573 00:41:19,091 --> 00:41:21,116 and dance with Carmela. 574 00:42:23,288 --> 00:42:25,279 Get your clothes off. 575 00:42:27,793 --> 00:42:28,987 What are you doing? 576 00:42:29,027 --> 00:42:31,689 Come on, he said to take our clothes off. 577 00:42:37,536 --> 00:42:40,130 Oh, sí, sí, sí, sí. 578 00:43:03,262 --> 00:43:05,230 Move... let me have a look. 579 00:43:05,264 --> 00:43:07,528 Come on, I gotta look. 580 00:43:07,566 --> 00:43:11,730 Oh, you are so long, my sweet papaya. 581 00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:16,400 You are driving Carmela crazy! 582 00:43:16,441 --> 00:43:20,070 - Come on, I gotta see! - Shut up! Shut up! 583 00:43:20,112 --> 00:43:21,909 - Oh, God. - What? 584 00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:23,209 I don't believe this. 585 00:43:23,248 --> 00:43:27,446 More! More! That's it! Harder! 586 00:43:27,486 --> 00:43:29,784 Yes! Yes! 587 00:43:29,821 --> 00:43:31,254 More! More! 588 00:43:31,290 --> 00:43:33,383 Gary, I can't stand it. I gotta look. 589 00:43:33,425 --> 00:43:34,449 Wait, no. 590 00:43:37,429 --> 00:43:39,260 Mama! Mama! 591 00:43:39,298 --> 00:43:40,458 Papa! 592 00:43:43,635 --> 00:43:45,535 My angel. 593 00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:48,095 I am ready! I am ready! 594 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:50,267 Jesus Christ, he's fucking her. 595 00:43:50,309 --> 00:43:52,106 He's fucking her! 596 00:43:52,144 --> 00:43:53,975 They're finished. Here he comes. 597 00:43:57,582 --> 00:44:02,212 Who is the next muchacho for Carmela? 598 00:44:02,254 --> 00:44:04,484 Go to it, Gary. She's waiting for you, man. 599 00:44:04,523 --> 00:44:05,547 David's next. 600 00:44:05,590 --> 00:44:07,717 No, you said you wanted seconds. 601 00:44:07,759 --> 00:44:10,284 Come on, David, you said you were going after Rick. 602 00:44:10,329 --> 00:44:11,728 Now, go ahead. 603 00:44:11,763 --> 00:44:13,958 I am starting to feel Ionely. 604 00:44:13,999 --> 00:44:16,991 - Rick, I'll tell you why... - Get in there. 605 00:44:19,604 --> 00:44:21,902 Rick, tell me, how was it? 606 00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:24,170 It was great, man. 607 00:44:24,209 --> 00:44:26,143 Hi. 608 00:44:26,178 --> 00:44:29,306 Come to me, my big burrito. 609 00:44:29,348 --> 00:44:30,747 Me? 610 00:44:30,782 --> 00:44:32,773 You are the only man I see. 611 00:44:32,818 --> 00:44:33,978 You sure? 612 00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:37,955 Oh, yes. Come to Carmela. 613 00:44:37,990 --> 00:44:40,015 Hurry up. Come on. 614 00:44:40,058 --> 00:44:42,253 Hurry up. 615 00:44:42,294 --> 00:44:47,095 Carmela wants to feel you. 616 00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:52,028 Carmela wants you to feel good. 617 00:44:58,777 --> 00:45:00,210 Take this off. 618 00:45:00,312 --> 00:45:01,711 What? 619 00:45:01,747 --> 00:45:03,180 Take it off. 620 00:45:05,884 --> 00:45:07,044 Don't be shy. 621 00:45:08,587 --> 00:45:10,145 That's it. 622 00:45:12,257 --> 00:45:13,690 Bueno. 623 00:45:18,597 --> 00:45:20,827 She's going for it. She's totally going for it. 624 00:45:20,866 --> 00:45:22,959 Let me see. 625 00:45:50,062 --> 00:45:51,324 Here she comes! 626 00:45:53,065 --> 00:45:55,761 Intermission. 627 00:45:55,801 --> 00:46:00,204 I just love a good fiesta. 628 00:46:00,305 --> 00:46:02,330 Let's have some more music. 629 00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:10,509 Who is it? 630 00:46:12,584 --> 00:46:14,609 - Paco! - Carmela. 631 00:46:14,653 --> 00:46:15,847 Oh, shit! 632 00:46:15,887 --> 00:46:18,014 Hurry! Get your clothes on. 633 00:46:18,056 --> 00:46:19,614 Mi amor. 634 00:46:19,658 --> 00:46:22,024 - Mi corazón. - Hi! 635 00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:23,687 Mi vida. 636 00:46:23,728 --> 00:46:26,322 Get your shirt on! Come on, man! 637 00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:30,424 This is my sailor Paco. 638 00:46:30,469 --> 00:46:33,302 He's arriving from Puerto Rico to visit Carmela. 639 00:46:33,338 --> 00:46:35,238 Isn't he good? 640 00:46:35,273 --> 00:46:37,901 These are my neighbor boys from downstairs. 641 00:46:37,943 --> 00:46:40,935 I was helping them with their Spanish lessons. 642 00:46:40,979 --> 00:46:44,107 That is all for today, boys. You can go now. 643 00:46:44,149 --> 00:46:45,480 Adiós, muchachos. 644 00:46:47,652 --> 00:46:48,983 What a nympho. 645 00:46:57,162 --> 00:46:59,130 David's still inside! 646 00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:01,394 David, come on! Hurry up! 647 00:47:03,235 --> 00:47:04,793 Shit, my clothes! 648 00:47:06,805 --> 00:47:08,102 Come on, David! 649 00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:09,607 Come on, you're not gonna make it! 650 00:47:09,641 --> 00:47:11,074 Come on, man, hurry up! 651 00:47:11,109 --> 00:47:12,269 Shit! 652 00:47:25,457 --> 00:47:26,788 Come back here! 653 00:47:29,127 --> 00:47:30,059 Come back! 654 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,360 Hey, Rick. 655 00:47:36,401 --> 00:47:38,096 Hi, what's happening? 656 00:47:38,136 --> 00:47:39,660 Where's the car? 657 00:47:39,704 --> 00:47:43,868 I couldn't get it tonight. My boss wouldn't let me have it. 658 00:47:43,909 --> 00:47:45,877 Are you serious? Gary, you're crazy, man. 659 00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:47,811 Karen and Rose are gonna be here any second. 660 00:47:47,846 --> 00:47:49,973 I told you to count me out in the first place. 661 00:47:50,015 --> 00:47:53,212 You're supposed to be my buddy, help me out tonight, remember? 662 00:47:53,251 --> 00:47:54,980 And you know that Karen won't hang out with me... 663 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,385 unless Rose comes along. 664 00:47:56,421 --> 00:47:58,412 Besides, she's got the hots for you, man. 665 00:47:58,456 --> 00:48:00,924 Oh, gee. Thanks a lot. 666 00:48:05,363 --> 00:48:07,263 Hey, guys. How's it goin'? 667 00:48:07,299 --> 00:48:10,564 - It's not so great, Victor. - What's the problem? 668 00:48:13,305 --> 00:48:15,603 Well, you see, Victor, Gary and I... 669 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,906 we invited these three real hot blondes here tonight. 670 00:48:19,945 --> 00:48:23,847 But the thing is, we got the rum... 671 00:48:23,882 --> 00:48:26,248 we got the chicks... 672 00:48:26,284 --> 00:48:28,184 but there's only two of us. 673 00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:29,482 We need another guy. 674 00:48:29,521 --> 00:48:32,354 Hey, I'll give you a hand. 675 00:48:32,390 --> 00:48:34,688 Aw, no, Victor, really. 676 00:48:34,726 --> 00:48:36,591 No, no, no. No problem. 677 00:48:36,628 --> 00:48:37,788 Look, Victor, no. 678 00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:39,490 If there's any problem at all. 679 00:48:39,531 --> 00:48:40,828 We don't want to inconvenience you. 680 00:48:40,865 --> 00:48:44,062 Hey, no, it's no inconvenience. I'd like to. 681 00:48:44,102 --> 00:48:48,232 I mean, what are friends for, right? 682 00:48:48,273 --> 00:48:51,538 Right. Now, Victor, I'll park your car... 683 00:48:51,576 --> 00:48:54,443 and you go inside and get some coke for the rum, OK? 684 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,643 Well... 685 00:48:57,682 --> 00:49:00,674 Come on, what do you say? Look, it's gettin' late. 686 00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,187 Yeah, I don't know. 687 00:49:03,221 --> 00:49:04,415 Well... 688 00:49:06,224 --> 00:49:08,556 OK. All right. 689 00:49:08,593 --> 00:49:10,891 But you guys, really... 690 00:49:10,929 --> 00:49:13,056 park this beauty gently. 691 00:49:13,098 --> 00:49:15,430 - Oh, we will, Victor. - I just got her painted. 692 00:49:15,467 --> 00:49:16,593 Looks great. 693 00:49:16,635 --> 00:49:18,535 Yeah, it cost me my last buck. 694 00:49:18,570 --> 00:49:20,936 And be careful with your cigarette. 695 00:49:20,972 --> 00:49:22,963 - No problem. - Oh, good. 696 00:49:24,376 --> 00:49:25,570 Three blondes? 697 00:49:25,610 --> 00:49:27,441 Three! 698 00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:30,141 Great. 699 00:49:30,181 --> 00:49:31,671 Great. 700 00:49:43,228 --> 00:49:45,059 - Get in the back. - No way. 701 00:49:45,096 --> 00:49:46,427 Hey, how you doing? 702 00:49:46,464 --> 00:49:47,556 Hi, Gary. 703 00:49:51,403 --> 00:49:53,303 All right. 704 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,431 So, what do you guys want to to do tonight? 705 00:49:55,473 --> 00:49:56,701 I don't know. 706 00:49:56,741 --> 00:49:59,471 - Why don't we go to the point? - Hey, that's a great idea! 707 00:49:59,511 --> 00:50:02,605 Oh, God! I've never been to the point before. 708 00:50:02,647 --> 00:50:05,639 That sounds like a lot of fun! Yeah! 709 00:50:20,799 --> 00:50:23,768 Rose, do you have any mints or gum or something? 710 00:50:23,802 --> 00:50:26,066 I only have two pieces left... 711 00:50:26,104 --> 00:50:28,197 and that has to last me all night. 712 00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,767 Rose, how'd you like to sit up front with Gary? 713 00:50:32,811 --> 00:50:34,642 Sure. 714 00:52:02,867 --> 00:52:04,858 Assholes. 715 00:52:08,273 --> 00:52:09,740 Gary, wait up! 716 00:52:09,774 --> 00:52:12,208 I'll see you in a couple. 717 00:52:13,711 --> 00:52:16,839 Listen, Gary, I gotta ask you a small favor. 718 00:52:16,881 --> 00:52:18,974 Can you lend me the key to your grandmother's tonight? 719 00:52:19,017 --> 00:52:20,109 What for? 720 00:52:20,151 --> 00:52:23,120 I got a date with Karen, and I want to be alone. 721 00:52:23,154 --> 00:52:24,883 Yeah, well, I don't... 722 00:52:24,923 --> 00:52:28,518 Listen, Gary. This is really important to me. 723 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,927 Tonight could really be the big night, you know? 724 00:52:31,963 --> 00:52:33,260 Yeah. 725 00:52:33,298 --> 00:52:35,266 OK, I'll give you the key tonight. 726 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:38,792 All right! Thanks a lot, man. I owe you one, OK? 727 00:52:51,316 --> 00:52:52,715 Here he comes. 728 00:52:53,952 --> 00:52:55,419 Hey, what's shakin', guys? 729 00:52:55,453 --> 00:52:56,750 How's it goin', Rick? 730 00:52:56,788 --> 00:52:58,255 Hi, what's happening? 731 00:52:58,289 --> 00:53:00,780 You know what's happening. Let me have it. 732 00:53:00,825 --> 00:53:01,985 Let you have what? 733 00:53:02,026 --> 00:53:03,789 What do you mean, ''Let me have what''? 734 00:53:03,828 --> 00:53:05,625 I believe we talked about a key... 735 00:53:05,663 --> 00:53:07,096 to somebody's grandmother's house. 736 00:53:07,131 --> 00:53:10,396 Oh, that. Look, Rick... 737 00:53:10,435 --> 00:53:12,630 I looked all over for it. I couldn't find it. 738 00:53:12,670 --> 00:53:15,833 - Didn't we look for it, David? - We couldn't find it anywhere. 739 00:53:15,874 --> 00:53:17,967 Well, that's great. Thanks for telling me on time. 740 00:53:18,009 --> 00:53:19,704 Now what am I supposed to do? 741 00:53:19,744 --> 00:53:21,803 David, what about your parents' guest house? 742 00:53:21,846 --> 00:53:23,837 No way. That's been off limits since Big Earl... 743 00:53:23,882 --> 00:53:26,373 smoked angel dust and he ate my mom's parakeet. 744 00:53:26,417 --> 00:53:28,647 I'll be cool. All I need is an hour with her. 745 00:53:28,686 --> 00:53:30,176 Sorry, man. I wish I could help you. 746 00:53:30,221 --> 00:53:32,689 Guess you'll just have to call it off, Rick. 747 00:53:32,724 --> 00:53:34,191 Come on, David, let's go. 748 00:53:34,225 --> 00:53:36,159 What are you guys in such a rush to do? 749 00:53:36,194 --> 00:53:38,628 There's a lady that's just waitin' to lay us. 750 00:53:38,663 --> 00:53:41,223 - Oh, yeah? Who? - The redhead. 751 00:53:41,266 --> 00:53:43,393 The one that Tommy's brother's been screwing. 752 00:53:43,434 --> 00:53:46,028 - The one with the big tits? - That's right, pal. 753 00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:48,561 We've been doing business with her now for a while. 754 00:53:48,606 --> 00:53:49,903 Nine times already. 755 00:53:49,941 --> 00:53:52,637 You guys have screwed her nine times... 756 00:53:52,677 --> 00:53:54,304 and you haven't even told me? 757 00:53:54,345 --> 00:53:56,142 We can't even talk to you anymore. 758 00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:58,375 I mean, it's Karen this and Karen that. 759 00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:00,543 You're too busy teeny-boppin' all over the place. 760 00:54:00,585 --> 00:54:03,145 I thought you guys were my friends. 761 00:54:03,187 --> 00:54:07,146 OK, we're asking you now, Rick. You're comin' or you're not? 762 00:54:07,191 --> 00:54:10,592 How can I, Gary? I got a date with Karen right now. 763 00:54:10,628 --> 00:54:12,061 There you go again. 764 00:54:12,096 --> 00:54:13,927 Come on, David, let's go. 765 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,132 You just go and play house with Karen. 766 00:54:24,542 --> 00:54:27,067 Wait up, you guys. 767 00:54:38,323 --> 00:54:40,291 So, what's the story, fellas? 768 00:54:40,325 --> 00:54:42,657 Do I have anything you want? 769 00:54:45,597 --> 00:54:47,224 Make up your mind, honey. 770 00:54:47,265 --> 00:54:50,234 You better go home before your mother starts to miss you. 771 00:54:50,268 --> 00:54:51,826 Look, I don't know about this. 772 00:54:51,869 --> 00:54:54,895 Hey, wait a minute. Are we gonna get laid or not? 773 00:54:54,939 --> 00:54:58,033 Money, guys, or Ruby walks. 774 00:54:58,076 --> 00:54:59,907 Well, how much are we talkin' about? 775 00:54:59,944 --> 00:55:02,208 30 bucks is the goin' rate. 776 00:55:02,246 --> 00:55:04,111 Are we on or not? What do you say? 777 00:55:04,148 --> 00:55:07,606 30 bucks? That's 10 apiece. I think we can handle that. 778 00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:10,587 That's 30 bucks apiece, guys, and it ain't negotiable, see? 779 00:55:10,622 --> 00:55:11,987 Jesus, that's 90 bucks! 780 00:55:12,023 --> 00:55:13,957 No, I can't afford that. No way. 781 00:55:13,992 --> 00:55:17,428 Stop wastin' my time. Take it or leave it. 782 00:55:17,462 --> 00:55:19,089 How about 75? 783 00:55:19,130 --> 00:55:21,098 How about goin' home to mama? 784 00:55:21,132 --> 00:55:23,623 OK, all right, hold on. 785 00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,068 Go ahead. Come on. 786 00:55:26,104 --> 00:55:29,699 Hey, man, I am workin' here, and you are killin' my action. 787 00:55:36,514 --> 00:55:38,379 Come on, guys. Time is money. 788 00:55:38,416 --> 00:55:39,815 We ain't got all night. 789 00:55:39,851 --> 00:55:43,184 I'll show you a good time, but let's move it. Come on. 790 00:55:43,221 --> 00:55:45,553 Move your fat ass. 791 00:55:45,590 --> 00:55:47,421 All right, cowboys, who's first? 792 00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:49,358 I want to get this over with. 793 00:55:49,394 --> 00:55:51,089 Go ahead, Gary. You go first. 794 00:55:51,129 --> 00:55:53,927 Go on, Gary. Go on. 795 00:55:53,965 --> 00:55:55,592 Go. 796 00:55:55,633 --> 00:55:57,658 Come on. This is my busiest night. 797 00:55:57,702 --> 00:55:59,693 Let's get it on. 798 00:56:02,206 --> 00:56:04,037 Come on, move it. Please? 799 00:56:16,487 --> 00:56:18,352 Come on, let's get those pants off. 800 00:56:18,389 --> 00:56:20,687 We haven't got all night. 801 00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:23,853 You move like you don't want to get laid. 802 00:56:30,935 --> 00:56:33,369 Look at that. 803 00:56:33,404 --> 00:56:34,598 What's the matter? 804 00:56:34,639 --> 00:56:36,573 You ain't still a virgin, are you? 805 00:56:39,077 --> 00:56:41,170 Come on. 806 00:56:41,212 --> 00:56:43,043 Come over here. 807 00:56:52,390 --> 00:56:53,550 There. 808 00:56:55,526 --> 00:56:57,357 There, that's got it. 809 00:56:57,395 --> 00:57:00,626 Yeah, that's a lot better. 810 00:57:00,665 --> 00:57:02,826 Now it's wide awake. 811 00:57:05,203 --> 00:57:07,194 Now we can do business. 812 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,800 Come on. 813 00:57:18,082 --> 00:57:20,073 Hurry up. Come on. 814 00:57:23,321 --> 00:57:25,050 No, dummy. Not there. 815 00:57:25,089 --> 00:57:27,683 Move up a little. 816 00:57:27,725 --> 00:57:30,091 There you go. OK, now. 817 00:57:30,128 --> 00:57:32,119 I wonder what's taking him so long. 818 00:57:32,163 --> 00:57:35,132 Well, he might as well get his thirty bucks worth, right? 819 00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:37,293 I think you mean my 30 bucks. 820 00:57:37,335 --> 00:57:39,667 Shit, move your ass. 821 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,330 Shit. 822 00:57:46,077 --> 00:57:47,772 My goddamn luck. 823 00:57:47,812 --> 00:57:49,803 I get all the live ones. 824 00:57:51,616 --> 00:57:55,074 You've still got a lot to learn, little boy, you know? 825 00:58:00,324 --> 00:58:03,521 Well, come on, fat-ass. You're next. 826 00:58:04,595 --> 00:58:05,823 How was it? 827 00:58:05,863 --> 00:58:07,296 Go ahead, David. 828 00:58:07,331 --> 00:58:09,322 Go on, man. Go ahead. 829 00:58:15,206 --> 00:58:16,639 Hey, what's wrong? 830 00:58:26,484 --> 00:58:29,009 Hi, how's it going? 831 00:58:29,053 --> 00:58:31,021 It could be better. 832 00:58:31,055 --> 00:58:33,683 Cigarette? 833 00:58:33,724 --> 00:58:35,385 I have my own. 834 00:58:37,662 --> 00:58:39,254 Busy day for you today, huh? 835 00:58:39,297 --> 00:58:41,697 Are you here to interview me or to fuck me? 836 00:58:53,077 --> 00:58:57,138 For this examination, you will have exactly twenty minutes. 837 00:58:58,349 --> 00:59:02,149 I will expect silence, absolute silence. 838 00:59:02,186 --> 00:59:04,154 There will be no... 839 00:59:04,188 --> 00:59:05,849 You're late again. 840 00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:08,290 There's no excuse for this kind of behavior. 841 00:59:08,326 --> 00:59:10,556 I'm sorry, Mrs. Applebaum. 842 00:59:10,595 --> 00:59:12,927 I didn't sleep 'cause I haven't... 843 00:59:12,964 --> 00:59:15,159 I haven't been feeling too well. 844 00:59:15,199 --> 00:59:18,498 Very well. Go to your seat. 845 00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:21,765 And no talking. 846 00:59:27,311 --> 00:59:28,642 Begin. 847 00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:33,563 Rick. 848 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:38,128 Rick! Shit. 849 00:59:38,171 --> 00:59:41,538 Rick! I can't stop itching! 850 00:59:41,575 --> 00:59:43,736 Me, too. It's driving me crazy. 851 00:59:43,777 --> 00:59:45,972 I know! 852 00:59:46,013 --> 00:59:47,640 What about David? 853 00:59:49,983 --> 00:59:51,245 Get David. 854 00:59:54,554 --> 00:59:57,182 - How do you feel? - My balls are burning up. 855 00:59:57,224 --> 00:59:59,454 I know. Gary's, too. 856 00:59:59,493 --> 01:00:03,327 David, I'm dying. It hurts. 857 01:00:03,363 --> 01:00:04,853 I know. I can't take it anymore. 858 01:00:04,898 --> 01:00:06,957 - What is it? - I think I know. 859 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,831 Gary! David! Richard! 860 01:00:08,869 --> 01:00:10,302 Out of this classroom at once. 861 01:00:10,337 --> 01:00:14,239 I warned you. Out! 862 01:00:18,412 --> 01:00:20,710 Report to the principal's office right now. 863 01:00:24,685 --> 01:00:25,947 And close the door! 864 01:00:25,986 --> 01:00:27,317 Yes, ma'am. 865 01:00:30,824 --> 01:00:32,189 - Crabs?! - Crabs?! 866 01:00:32,225 --> 01:00:34,216 Crabs! You know, like head lice. 867 01:00:34,261 --> 01:00:36,058 What the hell can we do about them? 868 01:00:36,096 --> 01:00:37,063 Please! 869 01:00:37,097 --> 01:00:38,257 Don't worry about it. 870 01:00:38,298 --> 01:00:41,165 I know a way we can get rid of them like that. 871 01:00:41,201 --> 01:00:44,227 - You sure this will drown them? - Positive. 872 01:00:44,271 --> 01:00:46,364 But I thought crabs loved the water. 873 01:00:46,406 --> 01:00:48,101 Not this kind. 874 01:00:48,141 --> 01:00:50,336 - Yeah? How do you know? - I know! 875 01:00:50,377 --> 01:00:52,845 Tommy had 'em and drowned them in his parents' jacuzzi. 876 01:00:52,879 --> 01:00:54,904 It sure takes long enough to kill these suckers. 877 01:00:54,948 --> 01:00:57,280 Do you know we've been in here for four hours now?! 878 01:00:57,317 --> 01:00:59,182 Yeah, my back is already baked. 879 01:00:59,219 --> 01:01:01,084 Yeah, well, stop itching, lover boys. 880 01:01:01,121 --> 01:01:02,554 If you two remember correctly... 881 01:01:02,589 --> 01:01:05,285 you're the ones that got me into this. 882 01:01:05,325 --> 01:01:07,486 Hey, guys, look who's here. 883 01:01:10,630 --> 01:01:12,063 Hi, Gary. 884 01:01:12,099 --> 01:01:14,192 Hi. 885 01:01:14,234 --> 01:01:15,724 What happened to you last night? 886 01:01:15,769 --> 01:01:17,703 I waited till 11:00 for you. 887 01:01:17,738 --> 01:01:20,036 What happened to me? What happened to you?! 888 01:01:20,073 --> 01:01:22,769 I called you at least ten times. 889 01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,367 My phone didn't ring once. 890 01:01:24,411 --> 01:01:27,574 You're kidding! You better get it checked, then. 891 01:01:27,614 --> 01:01:29,206 I was worried about you, Karen. 892 01:01:29,249 --> 01:01:31,877 We're gonna get some sun. Are you staying here? 893 01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:33,886 Yeah, go ahead. I'll be right with you. 894 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,616 Come on. 895 01:01:36,656 --> 01:01:38,851 OK, that should do it. Let's go. 896 01:01:43,163 --> 01:01:46,257 Rick, would you mind putting some suntan lotion on my back? 897 01:01:46,299 --> 01:01:47,288 Sure. 898 01:01:47,334 --> 01:01:48,767 Gary? 899 01:01:48,802 --> 01:01:50,736 Yeah? 900 01:01:50,771 --> 01:01:54,502 Would you mind putting some lotion on my back, too? 901 01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:55,667 Please? 902 01:01:55,709 --> 01:01:57,040 Fine. 903 01:01:57,077 --> 01:01:58,408 Thank you. 904 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,844 What's been happening in your life? 905 01:02:02,883 --> 01:02:06,148 Not a whole hell of a lot, Rose. 906 01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:18,798 How's the pizza world? 907 01:02:18,832 --> 01:02:20,629 It's round, Rose. 908 01:02:21,802 --> 01:02:24,999 - What's wrong? - They didn't drown! 909 01:02:27,474 --> 01:02:28,634 I'll see you later. 910 01:02:28,675 --> 01:02:30,108 I'll be right back. 911 01:02:30,143 --> 01:02:32,202 Hey, what's your hurry? 912 01:02:32,245 --> 01:02:34,577 Hey! Who didn't drown? 913 01:02:38,051 --> 01:02:40,713 I need something... 914 01:02:40,754 --> 01:02:42,517 to kill ticks. 915 01:02:42,556 --> 01:02:45,423 Oh, no problem. What kind of a dog do you have? 916 01:02:45,459 --> 01:02:49,987 A collie, but it's not for him. 917 01:02:50,030 --> 01:02:53,193 I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. 918 01:02:53,233 --> 01:02:55,827 It's not really ticks. 919 01:02:55,869 --> 01:02:57,928 Not ticks? 920 01:02:57,971 --> 01:03:01,634 Uh-uh. It's... 921 01:03:01,675 --> 01:03:06,510 it's more like... lice. 922 01:03:06,546 --> 01:03:08,207 Oh, lice. 923 01:03:08,248 --> 01:03:10,512 Well, I've got just the thing for you. 924 01:03:10,550 --> 01:03:13,485 I've got a special comb... 925 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,648 and it does very nicely in these sort of things. 926 01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:19,250 You'll find it very, very efficient. 927 01:03:19,292 --> 01:03:20,953 No. 928 01:03:20,994 --> 01:03:23,485 - No? - See... 929 01:03:23,530 --> 01:03:27,364 it's not exactly lice, either. 930 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,595 It's... 931 01:03:29,636 --> 01:03:32,537 Well, you see, it itches a lot. 932 01:03:32,572 --> 01:03:34,403 Let me take a look at your head here. 933 01:03:34,441 --> 01:03:37,171 I don't see anything wrong with that. 934 01:03:37,210 --> 01:03:40,509 Did you ever have any allergy problems or anything? 935 01:03:40,547 --> 01:03:44,745 No. It's not on my head. 936 01:03:44,784 --> 01:03:46,081 So where is it? 937 01:03:46,119 --> 01:03:48,110 It's... 938 01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:55,250 it's down there. 939 01:04:01,368 --> 01:04:04,064 Your balls itch? 940 01:04:10,510 --> 01:04:13,809 Crabs! At your age! 941 01:04:13,847 --> 01:04:18,375 Young people... not what they used to be in my... 942 01:04:18,418 --> 01:04:23,481 Don't worry about it. I got just the thing for you. 943 01:04:23,523 --> 01:04:29,291 If you'll take this and apply it three times a day... 944 01:04:29,329 --> 01:04:32,025 those little things'll go away in no time. 945 01:04:32,065 --> 01:04:33,032 Thank you. 946 01:04:33,066 --> 01:04:34,090 You're welcome. 947 01:04:34,134 --> 01:04:35,431 Pay him. 948 01:04:35,468 --> 01:04:36,628 How much do I owe you? 949 01:04:36,670 --> 01:04:38,137 $3.99. 950 01:04:41,241 --> 01:04:45,735 Crab... killer. 951 01:04:45,779 --> 01:04:48,145 $3.99. 952 01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:16,232 Extra points. David... 953 01:05:16,276 --> 01:05:18,437 - Hey, Big Apple. - Hey, Gary. How's it going? 954 01:05:18,478 --> 01:05:20,571 OK. Have you seen Karen around here? 955 01:05:20,614 --> 01:05:22,548 Yeah. She should be around here somewhere. 956 01:05:22,582 --> 01:05:24,174 Because I saw her moped outside. 957 01:05:24,217 --> 01:05:25,878 I saw her go with Rick somewhere. 958 01:05:25,919 --> 01:05:27,853 Yeah, but they should be right back. 959 01:05:27,887 --> 01:05:30,378 - Where did they go? - They probably went for a walk. 960 01:05:30,423 --> 01:05:32,618 Bullshit, David. He took her to the football field... 961 01:05:32,659 --> 01:05:35,321 to bust her cherry, and you know it. 962 01:05:36,463 --> 01:05:38,124 Hey, Gary, hold up! 963 01:05:41,534 --> 01:05:43,195 Asshole! 964 01:09:08,441 --> 01:09:11,501 Gary, what are you doing here? 965 01:09:11,544 --> 01:09:14,012 Nothing much. Where have you been? 966 01:09:14,047 --> 01:09:16,538 I was out on the football field. 967 01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:18,050 By yourself? 968 01:09:18,084 --> 01:09:21,611 No, with Karen. She's right over there. 969 01:09:21,654 --> 01:09:24,145 Just you two? 970 01:09:24,190 --> 01:09:27,091 Of course. I couldn't wait around for you... 971 01:09:27,126 --> 01:09:29,424 to give me the key to your grandmother's house. 972 01:09:29,462 --> 01:09:30,554 Meaning what? 973 01:09:30,597 --> 01:09:34,431 Meaning that I was the first one to get to Miss Thing over there. 974 01:09:34,467 --> 01:09:35,593 You what? 975 01:09:35,635 --> 01:09:37,500 I fucked Karen. 976 01:09:37,537 --> 01:09:40,267 You're full of shit. You're lying! 977 01:09:40,306 --> 01:09:42,831 What do you want me to do, show you an instant replay? 978 01:09:42,876 --> 01:09:43,843 You fucked Karen?! 979 01:09:43,877 --> 01:09:46,175 She'll hear you! 980 01:09:49,082 --> 01:09:53,951 Man, you're a fucking liar and you know it. 981 01:09:53,987 --> 01:09:56,683 Hi, Gary. How's it going? 982 01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:09,965 What's wrong with him? 983 01:10:55,415 --> 01:10:59,112 Just think, three more days to Christmas vacation. 984 01:10:59,152 --> 01:11:00,346 It's gonna be great. 985 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,910 Yeah, just great. 986 01:11:01,955 --> 01:11:04,321 What's the matter with you? You should be happy. 987 01:11:04,357 --> 01:11:08,316 Just think, a week from today, we'll all be on the slopes. 988 01:11:08,361 --> 01:11:10,556 Next time, bring your book back on time... 989 01:11:10,597 --> 01:11:13,964 if you don't want to pay a fine. We charge for every day overdue. 990 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,160 - Hi. - Yes? 991 01:11:15,201 --> 01:11:17,226 Do you have the October issue of Consumer Reports? 992 01:11:17,270 --> 01:11:18,498 - What year? - '80. 993 01:11:18,538 --> 01:11:20,802 - I'll look. - Thanks. 994 01:11:23,209 --> 01:11:25,439 I don't want to know about it, OK? 995 01:11:25,478 --> 01:11:28,379 We're completely through. I told you that already. 996 01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:31,212 Why are you coming here with all these fucking people around? 997 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:33,150 I told you that we're through anyway... 998 01:11:33,186 --> 01:11:36,019 so why don't you just split and leave me alone, OK? 999 01:11:36,055 --> 01:11:38,023 Don't you know what you did? 1000 01:11:38,057 --> 01:11:39,581 Would you get the fuck out of here already? 1001 01:11:39,626 --> 01:11:42,823 You're embarrassing the shit out of me. Now split! 1002 01:11:42,862 --> 01:11:44,352 God... 1003 01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,301 Karen? 1004 01:12:22,335 --> 01:12:24,303 What's wrong? 1005 01:12:25,872 --> 01:12:28,397 It's got nothing to do with you. 1006 01:12:28,441 --> 01:12:30,602 I saw you two arguing in there. 1007 01:12:30,643 --> 01:12:34,511 It's over between us, so it doesn't matter. 1008 01:12:34,547 --> 01:12:36,412 So why are you crying, then? 1009 01:12:36,449 --> 01:12:40,749 Look... I'll be all right. 1010 01:12:42,488 --> 01:12:47,289 Relax. You know all couples have their moments. 1011 01:12:47,326 --> 01:12:50,090 He'll cool off. I know him. Don't worry about it. 1012 01:12:50,129 --> 01:12:52,689 I really don't care what he does! 1013 01:12:52,732 --> 01:12:54,791 He will get over it. 1014 01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:56,199 I'm... 1015 01:12:56,235 --> 01:12:57,930 I'm pregnant. 1016 01:13:06,713 --> 01:13:10,308 Look, hey, don't worry. 1017 01:13:10,349 --> 01:13:13,750 It's gonna be all right. 1018 01:13:13,786 --> 01:13:17,415 Come on, listen to me. 1019 01:13:17,457 --> 01:13:20,051 OK, I want you to get yourself together... 1020 01:13:20,093 --> 01:13:24,792 and don't breathe a word of this to anyone. 1021 01:13:24,831 --> 01:13:27,766 I'm gonna take care of this, understand? 1022 01:13:30,503 --> 01:13:33,301 I'm gonna help you. 1023 01:13:33,339 --> 01:13:35,705 OK? 1024 01:13:35,742 --> 01:13:37,471 OK. 1025 01:13:49,288 --> 01:13:51,051 What's your problem? 1026 01:13:51,090 --> 01:13:54,082 She's pregnant and you know it. 1027 01:13:54,127 --> 01:13:56,857 Good news travels fast, huh? 1028 01:13:56,896 --> 01:13:58,625 What are you gonna do, come to her rescue? 1029 01:13:58,664 --> 01:14:00,359 That's what you should be doing, Ricky. 1030 01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:02,594 Hey, what's it got to do with you, man? 1031 01:14:02,635 --> 01:14:04,967 Anyway, I've had it with her. It's over. 1032 01:14:05,004 --> 01:14:09,498 That's very convenient, isn't it? 1033 01:14:09,542 --> 01:14:11,567 Hey, she's been getting on my nerves. 1034 01:14:11,611 --> 01:14:13,408 She's pregnant, you creep! 1035 01:14:13,446 --> 01:14:15,505 So what? She's not the first. 1036 01:14:15,548 --> 01:14:17,277 Yeah, but you were! Have you forgotten? 1037 01:14:17,316 --> 01:14:20,649 Me? The first? Forget it, buddy. 1038 01:14:20,686 --> 01:14:22,881 What are you trying to say? 1039 01:14:22,922 --> 01:14:26,449 That I'm probably not the only guy that ever screwed her. 1040 01:14:26,492 --> 01:14:30,360 You take that back before I decide to bust your head open! 1041 01:14:30,396 --> 01:14:32,887 I'll say whatever I like, you asshole! 1042 01:14:38,905 --> 01:14:41,135 Stop it! I will not have that in here! 1043 01:14:41,174 --> 01:14:42,573 You're jealous 'cause it wasn't you! 1044 01:14:42,608 --> 01:14:44,735 You're a stupid asshole! 1045 01:14:44,777 --> 01:14:48,235 Anytime, pizza boy! Anytime, man! 1046 01:14:48,281 --> 01:14:50,181 You're the biggest load I've ever met! 1047 01:14:50,216 --> 01:14:53,811 You are gonna regret this, Gary, man. 1048 01:14:53,853 --> 01:14:55,912 You're nothing but a piece of shit! 1049 01:14:55,955 --> 01:14:59,083 I will call the principal if you don't get out of here! 1050 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,465 David, you geek, come on, man. 1051 01:15:10,503 --> 01:15:12,095 We've been waiting for you. Get it together. 1052 01:15:12,138 --> 01:15:14,299 - David! - Come on, man! 1053 01:15:21,147 --> 01:15:23,012 Come on, let's go! Let's go! 1054 01:15:23,049 --> 01:15:25,347 Come on! All right! Come on! 1055 01:15:28,921 --> 01:15:31,481 Hey, come on! 1056 01:15:31,524 --> 01:15:33,617 Hey, wait! Where you going? 1057 01:15:35,795 --> 01:15:38,525 Come on, man! Hurry up! Get in! 1058 01:15:50,009 --> 01:15:52,273 That's OK. I got it. 1059 01:15:52,311 --> 01:15:54,302 Go on in. 1060 01:16:03,623 --> 01:16:05,716 It's been empty for a year. 1061 01:16:05,758 --> 01:16:08,886 Every since my grandmother died, nobody's been here. 1062 01:16:10,296 --> 01:16:13,163 It'll look better once I put up the blinds. 1063 01:16:16,969 --> 01:16:19,233 It needs a little cleaning. 1064 01:16:26,379 --> 01:16:30,543 Good. At least she left us a working radio. 1065 01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:33,814 Karen, do you want to see a picture of me when I was two? 1066 01:16:42,061 --> 01:16:45,895 Please... don't cry. 1067 01:16:50,036 --> 01:16:51,799 I promise... 1068 01:16:51,837 --> 01:16:54,499 I promise you it'll be all right. 1069 01:16:57,977 --> 01:17:00,639 Karen, I know dozens of girls who have been through it... 1070 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:02,170 and it was fine. 1071 01:17:06,185 --> 01:17:08,653 Please, I promise. Just don't cry. 1072 01:17:09,989 --> 01:17:11,320 You know, of course... 1073 01:17:11,357 --> 01:17:13,484 there are certain precautions you could have taken... 1074 01:17:13,526 --> 01:17:16,620 before the few moments of pleasure that you enjoyed. 1075 01:17:18,431 --> 01:17:22,094 The operation itself is quite simple. 1076 01:17:22,134 --> 01:17:25,865 Still, it does cost money. $250 to be exact. 1077 01:17:25,905 --> 01:17:30,137 That's OK. I can cover that. 1078 01:17:30,176 --> 01:17:33,805 - Cash. - Cash. 1079 01:17:33,846 --> 01:17:36,838 Fine. You'll bring it with you this evening. 1080 01:17:36,882 --> 01:17:38,474 Now, I'd like you to leave us. 1081 01:17:38,517 --> 01:17:40,508 Come back at 6:00. She'll be ready then. 1082 01:18:57,997 --> 01:19:01,296 Look, I need to know how much I can get for this. 1083 01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:02,800 This is my stereo... 1084 01:19:14,647 --> 01:19:17,013 Thank you. 1085 01:19:31,430 --> 01:19:33,557 Hey, Gino, I gotta talk to you. 1086 01:19:33,599 --> 01:19:36,830 The Olympic ski team is back. Can't you see I'm busy? 1087 01:19:36,869 --> 01:19:38,598 Gino, please, will you listen to me? 1088 01:19:38,637 --> 01:19:39,729 What? 1089 01:19:39,772 --> 01:19:41,569 I gotta borrow a hundred bucks. 1090 01:19:41,607 --> 01:19:43,575 You gotta? You gotta get your ass outta here. 1091 01:19:43,609 --> 01:19:45,509 Hundred bucks. Are you crazy? 1092 01:19:45,544 --> 01:19:47,637 Look, I'm serious. I mean it. 1093 01:19:53,219 --> 01:19:56,484 Gino, please. It's an emergency. 1094 01:20:15,674 --> 01:20:16,971 How is she? 1095 01:20:17,009 --> 01:20:18,340 She's fine. 1096 01:20:18,377 --> 01:20:20,436 She's resting. 1097 01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:21,969 She's in Room 16. 1098 01:20:22,014 --> 01:20:23,811 You can take her home now. 1099 01:22:59,405 --> 01:23:00,565 Gary? 1100 01:23:00,606 --> 01:23:01,732 Yeah? 1101 01:23:01,774 --> 01:23:03,765 Where did you put the yellow towel? 1102 01:23:03,809 --> 01:23:06,175 It's on the chair. 1103 01:23:06,211 --> 01:23:07,872 Oh, I see it. 1104 01:23:13,085 --> 01:23:15,144 Come on, your eggs are getting cold. 1105 01:23:15,187 --> 01:23:16,848 I'll be right there. 1106 01:23:20,793 --> 01:23:21,817 Good morning. 1107 01:23:21,860 --> 01:23:24,021 Good morning. I'm so hungry. 1108 01:23:25,364 --> 01:23:27,594 - How'd you sleep? - Oh, fine. 1109 01:23:27,633 --> 01:23:29,601 I'm sorry you had to sleep on the couch... 1110 01:23:29,635 --> 01:23:31,102 because of me last night. 1111 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,036 That's OK. Look, if we'd gone skiing... 1112 01:23:33,072 --> 01:23:35,666 I would've been sleeping on a cold floor somewhere. 1113 01:23:35,708 --> 01:23:37,699 I wonder how they're all doing. 1114 01:23:39,578 --> 01:23:42,979 Are you sorry you didn't go? 1115 01:23:43,015 --> 01:23:44,243 A little. 1116 01:23:44,283 --> 01:23:48,083 Do you miss anyone? 1117 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:49,781 What do you mean? 1118 01:23:49,822 --> 01:23:52,017 I don't know. I just... 1119 01:23:52,057 --> 01:23:54,423 No, I just wondered if you missed, you know... 1120 01:23:54,460 --> 01:23:56,189 the gang, or anything. 1121 01:23:56,228 --> 01:23:58,219 Not really. 1122 01:23:59,965 --> 01:24:01,933 I'll make up for it at my party. 1123 01:24:01,967 --> 01:24:03,958 - What party? - My birthday party. 1124 01:24:04,002 --> 01:24:05,333 Your birthday? When? 1125 01:24:05,371 --> 01:24:06,599 This Saturday. 1126 01:24:06,638 --> 01:24:08,230 Am I invited? 1127 01:24:08,273 --> 01:24:10,969 That's a dumb question. 1128 01:24:14,613 --> 01:24:16,979 Why are you doing that now? 1129 01:24:17,015 --> 01:24:20,712 I just wanted to get everything ready. 1130 01:24:20,753 --> 01:24:22,846 You could do it tomorrow morning. 1131 01:24:22,888 --> 01:24:26,153 Nah, I'd just rather get it done now. 1132 01:24:27,493 --> 01:24:29,791 Gary? 1133 01:24:29,828 --> 01:24:31,819 I want you to know I really appreciate... 1134 01:24:31,864 --> 01:24:35,027 everything you've done for me. 1135 01:24:35,067 --> 01:24:37,535 Karen, you're more than welcome. 1136 01:24:37,569 --> 01:24:39,628 No, you've been a true friend. 1137 01:24:39,671 --> 01:24:41,730 I can't think of anyone who would've done... 1138 01:24:41,774 --> 01:24:44,641 what you've done for me. 1139 01:24:44,676 --> 01:24:47,304 Karen... 1140 01:24:49,381 --> 01:24:51,372 it's just that... 1141 01:24:54,420 --> 01:24:55,512 that... 1142 01:25:01,627 --> 01:25:02,992 I love you. 1143 01:25:05,798 --> 01:25:07,959 I always have. 1144 01:25:10,769 --> 01:25:13,101 Ever since I first saw you... 1145 01:25:15,441 --> 01:25:17,568 I've loved you. 1146 01:25:17,609 --> 01:25:19,941 I could never tell you, but... 1147 01:25:24,116 --> 01:25:25,378 I love you. 1148 01:26:24,676 --> 01:26:26,200 Hi, Dad. 1149 01:26:26,245 --> 01:26:28,338 Hey, you're back! 1150 01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:30,610 Martha, Gary's home! 1151 01:26:32,718 --> 01:26:34,743 - So, how was the trip? - Good. 1152 01:26:34,786 --> 01:26:36,185 I heard you had great snow. 1153 01:26:36,221 --> 01:26:39,156 Wonderful, sweetheart. 1154 01:26:39,191 --> 01:26:41,785 You could've at least sent your mother a postcard. 1155 01:26:41,827 --> 01:26:42,953 Martha. 1156 01:26:42,995 --> 01:26:45,361 There weren't any mailboxes where we were, Mom. 1157 01:26:45,397 --> 01:26:48,264 So then how come David's mom got four postcards? 1158 01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:51,565 You see, David chickened out and stayed behind... 1159 01:26:51,603 --> 01:26:53,093 while we were up at the slopes. 1160 01:26:53,138 --> 01:26:55,504 You have an excuse for everything. 1161 01:26:55,541 --> 01:26:57,702 Oh, my God. The roast. 1162 01:26:57,743 --> 01:26:59,608 Come here. 1163 01:26:59,645 --> 01:27:01,977 Come on. Welcome home. 1164 01:27:05,517 --> 01:27:07,109 How much is it? 1165 01:27:07,152 --> 01:27:08,585 Like it? 1166 01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:10,110 It's beautiful. 1167 01:27:10,155 --> 01:27:11,247 $80. 1168 01:27:11,290 --> 01:27:13,554 I'll take it. 1169 01:27:13,592 --> 01:27:16,152 And I'd like something inscribed on it. 1170 01:27:16,194 --> 01:27:17,821 What would you like on it? 1171 01:27:17,863 --> 01:27:20,331 ''To Karen with love. '' 1172 01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:21,957 ''To Karen with love. '' 1173 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,969 Yeah, and when will it be ready? 1174 01:27:25,003 --> 01:27:26,527 Monday. 1175 01:27:26,572 --> 01:27:28,472 No, that's no good. 1176 01:27:28,507 --> 01:27:29,804 Why not? 1177 01:27:29,841 --> 01:27:32,867 You see, it's a birthday present for my girlfriend... 1178 01:27:32,911 --> 01:27:34,503 and tomorrow night's her birthday. 1179 01:27:34,546 --> 01:27:36,980 All right. Tomorrow night it'll be ready. 1180 01:27:37,015 --> 01:27:39,347 It will? Thanks. 1181 01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:40,976 Look, I really appreciate it. 1182 01:27:41,019 --> 01:27:42,680 And remember... 1183 01:27:42,721 --> 01:27:44,848 ''To Karen... '' with a ''K''... 1184 01:27:44,890 --> 01:27:45,914 ''with love. '' 1185 01:27:45,958 --> 01:27:48,483 ''To Karen with love. '' Got it. 1186 01:27:48,527 --> 01:27:50,859 OK. I'll see you tomorrow. Thanks. 1187 01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:31,226 - Hey, Gary, what's goin' on? - Not much. Where's Karen? 1188 01:28:31,269 --> 01:28:32,827 She's somewhere around here. 1189 01:28:32,871 --> 01:28:33,963 OK, thanks. 1190 01:28:34,006 --> 01:28:35,405 - Hi, Gary. - Hi. 1191 01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:36,600 What's that for? 1192 01:28:36,642 --> 01:28:39,110 Oh, it's nothing. Victor, have you seen Karen? 1193 01:28:39,144 --> 01:28:41,442 Yeah, I think I saw her go in the kitchen. 1194 01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:43,539 Great. Thanks, Vic. 1195 01:28:43,582 --> 01:28:44,879 Sure.